Everything about this article makes me want to claw my eyes out

[giandujakiss]

Hollywood courts women to boost superhero summer

Comments

[pandarus]

Wow. Just - wow. Yes. That is enough to make one turn green and start punching the shit out of buildings, or howl YOU MEWLING QUIM!

[akamarykate]

The "Hunger Games" success provided Hollywood with "a wake-up call that females in general like action-oriented movies," Rantz said.

Sometimes they even WRITE THEM.

Asshole.

[laurashapiro]

WTF. Cosmetics? The View? People magazine??? Who are these space aliens they're trying to sell the movies to?

I can't believe I have an icon which is this appropriate

[jadelennox]

Remember how confused and livid Hollywood got when all of the Twilight movies did amazingly well at the box office? It's like they don't remember that there are women in the world.

Anyway, I'm choosing to have a positive take away from this: if they realize that women will attend action and superhero movies, maybe they will start, you know, casting women in action and superhero movies.

In my dream, one day there will be a superhero movie that passes the Bechdel test.

Shut up, it's my dream, and I can have it if I want to.