|giandujakiss (giandujakiss) wrote,|
@ 2011-05-17 06:58 am UTC
|Entry tags:||fic recs, h50|
I should have waited.
Seriously, Danny? Seriously? You're shtupping Rachel behind Stan's back, then she wants to go back to New Jersey - and leaving aside the hilarity of her with her English accent being all eager to get back to Newark - and your reaction is, "Sure! I'll quit my job, pack up my entire apartment, and move back with you - in 24 hours!" Leaving aside the H50 crises, real life people give notice when they quit their jobs, they figure out where their new job is going to be, and they maybe figure out where they're planning to live in advance of moving there. There is no earthly reason why Danny couldn't have said, "Babe, I'll move back to NJ to be with you, but first I have to give notice at my job! Wrap up my cases! Put in the transfer paperwork!"
And that leaves aside the part where H50 is crumbling around his ears and his best friend on the island is wanted for murder, and Danny's telling Rachel "Don't worry, I'll meet you at the gate"??? Seriously?
So now I hate everyone.
So here, have a hilarious, cracky, porny Danny/Steve first time story.