Everything about this article makes me want to claw my eyes out

Hollywood courts women to boost superhero summer

This morning, I am watching The Hulk

For completeness, before I see The Avengers. (Stop spoiling me, Tumblr!)

So far, I am mostly amused by the sheer number of references to the TV series.

I loved Bill Bixby, once upon a time.

Hey, comics fans, I have a question - in the comics canon (don't say anything about the movie, please!) did Banner ever get the Hulk under control? Like, was he ever able to make the Hulk manageable, and still do normal life things?

My entirely non-spoilery comments on The Avengers

I truly believe that these brief comments are non-spoilery. Nonetheless, in an abundance of caution, I am putting them behind a cut. But I do think this is pretty safe to read if you haven't seen the movie (if anyone comments, though, I make no promises about comment-spoilers).

( The Avengers )

And another thing on The Avengers

This is spoilery, but it's only spoilery for that particular Natasha/Black Widow scene that was in a lot of the online trailers, so you've probably already seen it before? But just in case, behind a cut it goes -

( Spoilers only for the Black Widow scene that's been floating around in online trailers forever )