So in desperation

I ahem'd the H50 season finale and watched it on my netbook in my hotel room.

I should have waited.

( Spoilers )

So here, have a hilarious, cracky, porny Danny/Steve first time story.

I'm on a plane!

... I have nothing interesting to say. I'm just enjoying the fact that I have Wi-Fi on a plane. Whee!

The logic, it is unassailable.

Ben Stein offers his insights about the rape allegations against Dominique Strauss-Kahn. The whole thing is ... indescribable ... but I think this is my favorite part:

In life, events tend to follow patterns. People who commit crimes tend to be criminals, for example. Can anyone tell me any economists who have been convicted of violent sex crimes? Can anyone tell me of any heads of nonprofit international economic entities who have ever been charged and convicted of violent sexual crimes? Is it likely that just by chance this hotel maid found the only one in this category? Maybe Mr. Strauss-Kahn is guilty but if so, he is one of a kind, and criminals are not usually one of a kind.