No, I still haven't seen it

I'm honestly a bit afraid to watch. But! The Inside Job is now available for free - (extremely slow) download and streaming - at the Internet Archive.

Because I know you were all desperate for a review

A blow-by-blow description of Charlie Sheen's performance on his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour

ETA: And the NYT version.

Possibly the cutest thing I've read this week

Bronx Zoo Cobra’s Twitter feed a perfect New York City advertisement

It’s official: the Bronx Zoo Cobra has been found. I’m glad the poor zookeepers can get back to business as usual, but I do mourn for one thing: the end of one of the best New York City advertisements since the ubiquitous “I ♥ NY” came on the scene.

Although I must point out, the post doesn't mention my favorite tweet of all.